- Find the cheapest frozen apple pie available at your local supermarket
- Remove it from the box and place it in an oven heated to 180°C for 35-40 minutes
- Remove from oven and admire the fruits of your domestic labour
- Serve doused in cream. Don’t bother to whip it first, it tastes great without whipping. Shake it in the bottle for a bit of extra texture.
- Leave any dishes for your significant other


