Big hair and studded leather

There are a few that agree that Rock of Ages is one of the best, most fun movies ever made, and at least one that has tried to convince me my opinion is absolutely wrong, because it’s the worst.

Those people are mistaken because 1) Tom Cruise in a large shiny dragon cod piece 2) Tom Cruise pole dancing to Rock You Like a Hurricane.

I managed to cull my screenshots from 224 to 19. See the rest below.

Reasons to love Rock of Ages: Ridiculous sparkly outfits

Reasons to love Rock of Ages: Big hair

Reasons to love Rock of Ages: You can feel good about not being Russell Brand

Reasons to love Rock of Ages: Catherine Zeta-Jones’ cute squeaky singing voice and synchronised dance moves.

Reasons to love Rock of Ages: Badass groupies

Reasons to love Rock of Ages: Malin Akerman’s cute face, cute glasses, cute hair, cute clothes.

Reasons to love Rock of Ages: The pole dancers in the Venus Club are incredible! So insanely strong and flexible.

Reasons to love Rock of Ages: Mary J Blige’s outfits. Sometimes she gets two in one scene! I could have done a post just for her outfits.

Reasons to love Rock of Ages: Blasts from an 80s boyband past. Overalls! Big stripes! Upside down visors!

Reasons to love Rock of Ages: The aforementioned Tom Cruise pole dance. Can you believe this whole scene was cut from the in theatre version of the movie?!

Reasons to love Rock of Ages: Russell Brand (Tom Cruise’s fellow horrible-in-real-life-but-actor-I-enjoy-watching) and Jack Donaghy’s falling in love montage. <;3

Reasons to love Rock of Ages: The inclusion of real life 80s rockers – Sebastian Bach [Skid Row], Nuno Bettencourt [Extreme], Deborah Gibson, Kevin Cronin [REO Speedwagon], Joel Hoekstra [Night Ranger].

Reasons to love Rock of Ages: A mob based on the PMRC singing ‘We’re not gonna take it’ by Twisted Sister. A song that was on the PMRC’s list of 15 most objectionable songs.


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